Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 377
Give Thanks to Pepere for these:
Try these...
Thoughts and prayers are going out to married men who, for months or years, kept telling their wives, “I’ll do that when I have the time”.
How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to get into the house
Nail salons closed
Lash salons closed
Hair salons closed
Tanning salons closed
Waxing salons closed...
It’s about to get ugly out there guys, stay safe.
Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it? I believe it has a virus.
If they shut the schools for too long, mothers are going to find the cure for the virus before the scientists.
When we moved the clocks last month I don’t believe that anyone thought we’d be going from Standard Time to Twilight Zone.
Dear single friends. Don’t give up. After 3 weeks of lockdown, there will be plenty of divorces and new opportunities
I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.
I hope the virus situation gets cleared up before the tick season starts. Otherwise we’ll be dealing with Corona with Lyme.
Snow White is down to 6 dwarves. Sneezy has been placed in quarantine
My girlfriend paints her nails with White-out. While she’s asleep, I come over and write misspelled words on them
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