Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 375
Another one from dorsetmike:
Have decided that as from next week I am going to dress as a different type of bread each day...
Roll on Monday!
Two men working in a factory were talking. “I know how to get some time off,” said the first one.
“Oh yeah, how are you going to do that?” asked the second.
“Just watch,” he said, and climbed up onto a rafter.
After a short while, the foreman spotted him. He shouted “What the hell are you doing up there?”
The first man replied. “I’m a light bulb.”
After a short, thoughtful pause, the foreman said, “I think you need some time off”, whereupon the first man walked out of the factory.
After a moment, the second man followed him. “Where do you think you’re going?” the foreman shouted.
“I can’t work in the dark,” he said.
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening.
Inside the letter was £100 her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture.
As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below.
Quickly, she wrote, “Don’t despair. - Sister Barbara,” on a piece of paper, wrapped the £100 in it, got the man’s attention and tossed it out the window to him.
The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.
The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger waiting.
Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of money
“What’s this?” she asked...
“That’s the £8,000 you have coming Sister,” he replied. “Don’t Despair paid 80-to-1.”
An elderly couple was sitting together watching television. During a commercial break, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our sexual relations?”
After a long thoughtful silence and during the next commercial, the wife replied, “You know, I’ve no idea. I don’t even think we got a Christmas card from them last year.”
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