Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 371
farseas has a question for you readers...
I am confused by the ads for Father’s Day.
I look at them and see lawn mowers, hedge trimmers and the like.
Now, if all that is OK for Father’s Day, why are vacuums, clothes washers and the like NOT OK for Mother’s Day?
Here is a contribution by gnostic
The Bishop brought 10 candidates for the priesthood into his office. He gave each of them a small bell and instructed them to tie the bell to their dicks.
The Bishop then had the candidates kneel and contemplate God in Heaven.
After a couple of minutes, the Bishop’s secretary came in, wearing a low cut blouse and a mini skirt. She dropped her pen and bent over to pick it up.
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