Chapter 371

farseas has a question for you readers...

I am confused by the ads for Father’s Day.

I look at them and see lawn mowers, hedge trimmers and the like.

Now, if all that is OK for Father’s Day, why are vacuums, clothes washers and the like NOT OK for Mother’s Day?

Here is a contribution by gnostic

The Bishop brought 10 candidates for the priesthood into his office. He gave each of them a small bell and instructed them to tie the bell to their dicks.

The Bishop then had the candidates kneel and contemplate God in Heaven.

After a couple of minutes, the Bishop’s secretary came in, wearing a low cut blouse and a mini skirt. She dropped her pen and bent over to pick it up.

Suddenly 9 bells started ringing.

The Bishop told the 9 whose bells had rung that they were not ready to become priests, go back to the seminary.

He turned to the 10th candidate and told him that he would be leading Mass tonight and that his secretary would take him to get his new vestments.

“Just follow me”, she said, “the vestments are in the room next to the altarboy’s change room.”

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