Chapter 369

A little ditty from tooly

Little Tommy on a farm runs indoors “Mummy! Mummy! The bull’s fucking the cow!” His mum says “No Tommy, you must be polite and say ‘the bull is surprising the cow’”. Later on Tommy runs in again. “Mummy! Mummy! The bull’s surprising all the cows!” His mum says “No Tommy, the bull can’t be surprising all the cows”. Tommy replies “Oh yes he can; he’s fucking the horse!”

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Another one from jantrevor

Laissez Faire:

Three men were discussing the meaning of the French term Laissez-Faire and they could not agree on its meaning, so they were using examples of behavior: The first man said: You come home and find your best friend having sex in bed with your wife. You say excuse me and leave. You have “laissez faire”

The second man said “oh no, that’s not enough: You come home, find your best friend having sex with your wife in your bed and say: Excuse me, carry on and then you leave, then you have Laissez faire.

The third man said “ you are both wrong”

You come home, find you best friend having sex with your wife in your bed and you say “excuse me, carry on” and leave and he carries on then HE has laissez faire.

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