Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 367
A sad memory from geoffh:
I was browsing the internet and remembered a really great movie I saw in 2008. With the benefit of hindsight, it probably wasn’t the smartest move to Google ‘12 year old porn’.
My case comes up on Monday.
A thought of the times from noyb:
It used to be that the cops would immediately arrest anyone they saw wearing a mask and gloves. Now it’s the other way around.
The Meaning of Aplomb
His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly.
“May I ask you a question, My Lord?”
“Go ahead, Carson,” said His Lordship.
“I am doing the crossword in The Times and I have found a word I am not too clear on.”
“What word is that?” asked His Lordship.
“Aplomb,” My Lord.
“Now that’s a difficult one to explain. I would say it is self-assurance or complete composure.”
“Thank you, My Lord, but I’m still a little confused.”
“Let me give you an example to make it clearer. Do you remember a few months ago when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived to spend a weekend with us?”
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