Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 365
Some thoughts from dorsetmike
I told my wife I want to be cremated
She made me an appointment for next Tuesday.
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers
Him: To be honest I never knew she sold flowers
I asked my grandpa “After 65 years you still call grandma Darling, Beautiful & Honey, what’s the secret?”
He said I forgot her name 5 years ago & I’m scared to ask her.”
I asked my wife “what would you do if I won the lottery?”
She replied “I’d take half and leave you”
“Great” I said, “I won$20, here’s $10, stay in touch”
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News flash from Earl_John13
I hear that Disney is making a 2020 version of Snow White and the six dwarves ... Sneezy is in quarantine!
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