Chapter 364

Say thanks to Pepere for this one:

Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning as they started to brag on their accomplishments.

The first one said “I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!”

The second doctor said “I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he’s training for the Olympic gymnast team!”

The third said “That’s pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train. All they could find was the horse’s ass and her hair. I put them together and now she’s the Speaker of the House.

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Say thanks to HarryCarton for this one:

With the stay at home order, I was limited to taking walks near home. At the end of my block the other day, I saw my crazy neighbor lady sitting on her porch. She was having an animated talk with her cat.

When I got home, I told my dog about it and we had a good laugh.

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