Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 362
Geoffh, submission...
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, “I’m here to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”
The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”, as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “ Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and pushed it towards the rancher’s face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever the I wish, whenever the I wish ... On any fcking land I wish! No questions asked! Do - you - fcking - understand?!”
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s enormous, angry bull ... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs... “Your badge, officer, show him your f*cking BADGE!!”
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This one is from TLSB
The Lone ranger rode up to a ranch house and the rancher exclaimed, “A masked man! You must be an outlaw!” “No Sir,” replied the Lone Ranger, I only wear this mask because of the coronavirus pandemic.”
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Say thanks to NipSC4328 for this one:
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