Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 361
An interesting thought from Mark!!
While I don’t have any jokes about rabbits ... The following has been tweeted several times but is worth another mention: As we end week 2 of lockdown, I have been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was stuck in his house with three wives for five years. I am beginning to wonder if he called in those Navy Seals himself.
And this is what dorsetmike had to contribute:
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local Businesses around our Town...
The Specialist in Submersibles, has gone Under,
The Manufacturer of Food Blenders has gone into Liquidation,
A Dog Kennel maker has had to call in the Retrievers,
The suppliers of Paper for Origami enthusiasts has Folded,
The Heinz factory has been Canned, as they couldn’t Ketchup with orders,
The Tarmac Laying company has reached the end of the Road,
The Ice Cream factory says their customers have all Melted away,
The Barber says he just can’t Cut It,
The Bread company has run out of Dough,
The Clock manufacturer has had to Wind Down and gone Cuckoo,
The Shoe Shop owner has had to put his Foot Down and given his Staff the Boot.
And finally the Launderette, has been taken to the Cleaners.
Say thanks to mixerman478 for the following:
LITTLE BILLY’S teacher made the mistake of calling on him on another occasion, when she was teaching her students multi-syllabic words. Little Billy waved his hand wildly after Miss Jones asked for students to cite examples of multi-syllabic words. At length and in spite of her better judgment, she relented and called on him.
“Mas-tur-bate,” he announced proudly.
Miss Jones blushed and tried to control the smile that was curling up the corners of her mouth. “Well, gee, Billy, that’s really a mouthful,” she said.
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