Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 360
Some Thoughts from doral!!!
Presidential sayings
George Washington - “I cannot tell a lie.”
Donald Trump - “I cannot tell the truth.”
Harry Truman - “The buck stops here.”
Donald Trump - “The buck is someone else’s responsibility.”
Teddy Roosevelt - “Walk softly and carry a big stick.”
Donald Trump - “Talk loudly but make no sense, just ramble on about things that you know nothing about and do not concern anyone at all but find someone else to blame it on because it must be the fault of the Democrats, since they are the root of all problems...”
And this is from mimauk
After suggesting injecting disinfectant to beat covid-19, Trump is being charged with Bleach of the Peace and Domestos Violence
And these are from schop, notice the source ?
Here are some new jokes to add. They came through my wife’s work email.
* I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
* I need to practice Social-distancing from the refrigerator
* Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —The Living Room or The Bedroom.
* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
* Home-schooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.
* I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.
* This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came in my house and told my dog ... we laughed a lot.
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