Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 359
Some news ones, some old, but some good chuckles in here
— Gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table.
— All these people are worrying about a baby boom in the next nine months. Two days of homeschooling should nip that right in the bud!
— If you thought toilet paper buying was crazy, just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment at the same time.
— The Department of Health is looking to hire couples married seven years or more to educate people on social distancing.
— Quarantine Day 37. I’ve started taking calls from telemarketers. Some of them are actually quite nice. Jamar from Superior Life Insurance has a new baby.
— So we don’t go to restaurants, kids aren’t signed up for anything, and we just stayed home for Spring Break? Sounds like my childhood!
— My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. It’s called, “Why Are You Doing It That Way?” There are no winners.
— When we come out of this and I ask you where you want to eat, I do NOT want to hear, “I don’t know.” YOU HAD 45 DAYS!
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