Chapter 356

I’m sorry to send such a gloomy message at a time like this, but this is something we all have to face up to.

In these troubling times and especially what we are now learning about the treatment of the elderly in care homes, we have to give serious consideration to the following suggestion.

When we have far more miles behind us than ahead of us, this is something we all should consider.

Dying With Dignity.

I have already informed my family that I will not be able to afford an expensive nursing home which would allow me to die poor and very old.

I have therefore moved to Costa Rica so that I can spend my final years enjoying life, and dying with Dignity.

Oh, by the way, Dignity said to say hello.

Say thanks to reader459 from the land down under:

This is from a column in the Sydney Morning Herald, an Australian newspaper

If Trump was captain of the Titanic:

1. There isn’t any iceberg

2. There is an iceberg but it’s small and in another ocean

3. The iceberg is in this ocean, but it’s small and will melt in about three days

4. There is an iceberg but we didn’t hit the iceberg

5. We hit the iceberg but the damage will be repaired very shortly

6. I didn’t know how big the iceberg was until a week ago

7. The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg

8. We aren’t taking on water, but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat and they are beautiful lifeboats because we make the best lifeboats in the world

9. Look passengers need to ask nicely for lifeboats if they want them

10. We don’t have any lifeboats, we’re not lifeboat distributors