Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 355
Here is an opposite point of VIEW from Dominions Son
“I don’t know why people are so concerned about the corona virus. Most people know to put a piece of lime in the bottle to kill the virus.”
No, no, no. Then you get corona and Lyme disease.
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A Few from Dorsai about his Hero!!!
Here’s a few jokes with a common theme. I don’t THINK they’re duplicates.
After a difficult year, President Trump decides he needs a nice break from work and, as he’s heard about this big horse race but never been to it, he decides to treat himself to a visit to Melbourne Australia in early November to attend the Melbourne Cup.
While at the course, being feted by all and sundry, one asks him if there’s anything he’d really like to do. He says, “Well, I know I won’t be allowed to ride a horse in the actual race, but I’d really love to ride one lap around the course, just to get the feel of the place.”
Discussions are made with security and officials, mountains are moved, and twenty minutes later the Donald is trotting around the course on a (naturally) large horse, absolutely enjoying himself.
When he gets back to the stables, he thanks everyone for organizing the ride, and remarks “And I loved the mare you gave me, she handled herself beautifully.”
His host looks perplexed. “But Sir, this horse is male ... a gelding, in fact!”
“No, no, no,” President Trump replies, “she’s definitely a mare.”
“Mr President, I assure you this is most definitely a stallion, sans a few bit of anatomy. Why are you sure it’s a mare?”
“Well, when I was riding down the final straight all alone, I saw a kid in the crowd point in my direction and call out ‘Hey Dad, check out the big cunt on this horse’.”
At a G8 summit, after a pretty contentious set of meetings, Presidents Trump and Putin go for a walk in the nearby woods to see if they can come to a personal agreement on the issues. As they’re walking along the path Jesus appears in front of them.
They’re even more surprised when he says to them, “Gentlemen, you need to try harder to resolve your differences. Anything is possible if you put your minds to it.”
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