Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 353
A thought from genehark:
I don’t know why people are so concerned about the corona virus. Most people know to put a piece of lime in the bottle to kill the virus.
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave.
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.”
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