Chapter 352

And now we all know: compliments of lennutz:

Shortage of toilet paper explained: 1 person sneezes and 50 shit their pants

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A short on from Soronel:

Q: What do you call a homicidal pixie?

A: A very scary fairy.

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And now two from NipSC4328:

My wife and I went to the auction mart at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ... smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’ We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ‘ ‘THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’ My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s more than twice a week! ... You could learn a lot from him.

‘ We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR ‘My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day ... You could REALLY learn something from this one.’ I looked at her and said, ‘Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.’

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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