Chapter 350

Went to the grocery store, they said a mask and gloves were enough ... they lied ... everyone else had clothes on!

Our cleaning lady just called and told us she would be working from home and will send us instructions on what to do.

We are about 3 weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.

I’m putting a drink in each room in my house and calling it a pub crawl. And then there is the ridiculous meme that we must avoid Corona beer with lime-wedge because we would be at risk for catching COVID-19 AND lime disease?

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Say thanks to wlazaru for this one!

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”’ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.” He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?” Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.” The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

“Are - my - test - results - back?”

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A little Aussie humor from ken_v

New Aussie slang to be born inthe next six months.

Early guesses:

Sanny - hand sanitizer In iso - self isolation/lockdown the Rona - self explanatory Magpie - supermarket hoarder

In a sentence: Me boss tested pozzi for the Rona so now I’m in iso. Popped down to woolies for some sanny but it’s been bloody magpied.

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