Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 349
Heard a Dr. on TV say to get through the boredom of self-isolation we should finish things we start and thus have more calm in our lives.
I looked through the house to find all the things I’ve started but hadn’t finished...
So I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
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Mushroom provided this one:
Carl had been dating Janet for a few weeks, but every time he tried to have sex with her she turned him down.
So one night he drove her 10 miles out of town, and told her to put out or get out. So she got out and walked home.
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