Chapter 345

Thanks to Joe Smart for this group:

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and... 1 Poor Person Is Reading Emails.

You Hang In There Sunshine!

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I THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED. I COULDN’T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.
I THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED. I COULDN’T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.

I Am the New Democratic, Conservative, or Liberal Party’s Worst Nightmare.
I am a White, Tax-Paying, Canadian Veteran, Gun-Owning Biker. That’s me!
I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.
I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don’t push it on others.

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive Canadian-made cars, and I believe in Canadian products and buy them whenever I can.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some governmental functionary that wants to share it with others who don’t work!

I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you!

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is Canada ... We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ... so stop trying to change it to look like Russia or China, or some other socialist country!

If you were born here and don’t like it, you’re free to move to any country that will have you.

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what colour you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.

No, I don’t mind having my face shown on my driver’s license. I think it’s good ... and yes, I’m proud that ‘ Canada ‘ is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running our government for the next four years.

I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the Canadian flag should be the only one allowed in Canada!

If this makes me a BAD Canadian, then yes, I’m a BAD Canadian.

If you are a BAD Canadian too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!

I hope this offends all illegal aliens.

My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I. My father watched as his friends died in WW II. So I’m standing up for the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and the Canadian flag. Enough is enough.

This message needs to be viewed by every Canadian; and every Canadian needs to stand up for Canada.

We’ve bent over to appease the Canada-haters long enough.

And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

Canadians, stop giving away Your RIGHTS!

Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY!

This statement DOES NOT mean I’m against immigration!

YOU’RE WELCOME HERE ... IN MY COUNTRY ... welcome to come legally, but please:

1. Get a sponsor!
2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past!
3. Live by OUR rules!
4. Get a job!
5. Pay YOUR Taxes!
6. Expect No Social Security until you have earned and PAID for it!
7. NOW find a place to lay your head!

If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

We’ve gone so far the other way ... bent over backwards not to offend anyone. Only Canadians seems to care when Canadian Citizens are being offended!

WAKE UP Canada!

If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp!

Made in Canada & PROUD OF IT!