Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 345
Thanks to Joe Smart for this group:
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and... 1 Poor Person Is Reading Emails.
You Hang In There Sunshine!
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I THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED. I COULDN’T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.
I THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED. I COULDN’T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.
I Am the New Democratic, Conservative, or Liberal Party’s Worst Nightmare.
I am a White, Tax-Paying, Canadian Veteran, Gun-Owning Biker. That’s me!
I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.
I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don’t push it on others.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive Canadian-made cars, and I believe in Canadian products and buy them whenever I can.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some governmental functionary that wants to share it with others who don’t work!
I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.
I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I’ve never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you!
I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!
This is Canada ... We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ... so stop trying to change it to look like Russia or China, or some other socialist country!
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