Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 342
Say thanks to Allan B.
What units are used to measure the integrity of Iranian clerics?
Mullah-grams
You can’t trust Iranian clerics.
Ayattold you so.
The Chinese Coronavirus is also called the Kung Flu.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, She had so many children, didn’t know what to do.
So she sold the old shoe and doesn’t give a hoot.
She took out a mortgage, now she lives in a boot.
Og the caveman sat in his cave chewing on a mammoth bone. Suddenly his mate ran into the cave screaming, “Og! Og! Come quickly! A sabertooth tiger just ran into mother’s cave.”
“So what”, said Og, tossing the well-gnawed bone over his shoulder. “Who the hell cares what happens to a sabertooth tiger.”
Why did Hillary cross the road?
To get to the other bribe.
I used to think that stick and stones could break my bones, but words could never harm me – until I fell into a printing press.
I have a cousin who could have been an Ex-president of the US. He’s an undertaker for the army – a Barrack Embalmer...
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