Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 337
Something to Ponder About while in a traffic Jam!!!
Snow, Traffic Jams and Electric Cars - has anyone thought about it?
If all cars were electric ... and were caught up in a three hour traffic jam ... With dead batteries - then what?
Not to mention, that there is virtually no heating in an electric vehicle.
And if you get stuck on the road all night, no battery, no heating!!!
You can try calling 911 to bring woman and children to safety!
But they cannot even come to help you since all roads are blocked!!!!
And when the roads become unblocked no one can move!
How do you charge the thousands of cars from the traffic jam?
Same problem during summer vacation departures with miles of traffic jams.
This will make cars run out of “fuel” and cause never ending traffic jams.
But that will never happen – eh -?
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A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer
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