Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 331
Compliments of A. G.
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point and asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money.
The man started sobbing and said, ‘You can take anything you want. But please untie the rope and free her.’
Thief: ‘You must really love your wife!’
Man: ‘Not particularly, but she will be home shortly. ‘
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My boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss.” He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: “Your wife called. She wants you to bring her sign back.”
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Compliments of A. B.
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothes I’d like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash. It’s much easier.
Wife: But there are poor, starving people who can really use these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothes is not starving.
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