Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 330
These are actual ads seen in ‘‘The Villages’’ Florida newspaper. Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?
SERENITY NOW
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take out our hearing aids and enjoy quiet times.
AND
A lady in The Villages, in Florida ( a senior retirement community ), was sitting on a bench, near another bench where a gentleman was sitting. She asked him if he was new to the community and he said, “No, I have owned a house here for 20 years”.
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