Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 327
Many Thanks to NipSC4328 for this submission!!!!
Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, “What the hell was that for?”
The cop answers, “You’re in Texas son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.”
The driver says, “I’m sorry, Officer, I’m not from around here.”
The cop runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window.
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