Chapter 325

A short one from Mad dog:

Q; What’s the difference between a hooker and a mistress and a wife?

A: Hooker says “Faster faster”

B: Mistress says “Slower slower”

C: the wife says “The ceiling needs a coat of paint”.

The results of a recent survey from doral:

A new study just came out ranking the 45 available presidents of the US from best to worst. Trump came in 53rd.

This GEM is from GuardianKnight:

Great Chicken Recipe

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

4 - 5 lb. Chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds.
When the chicken’s ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it’s done.

And, you thought I couldn’t cook...

Obviously he is trying to give Jim7 a run for his money with his shitty bunny recipes! 