Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 324
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government, lest it come to dominate our lives and interests.”
-- Patrick Henry (1736-1799)
The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing Home at $7000 per month{br} My grandpa started walking Five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and We don’t know where the hell he is.
- I like long walks, Especially when they are taken By people who annoy me.
- The only reason I would take up walking Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
- I have to walk early in the morning, Before my brain figures out what I’m doing...
- I joined a health club last year, Spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
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