Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 311
Little Johnny enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls Johnny over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
Johnny takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
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