Chapter 310

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One morning the Mother Superior at a convent summons all 100 nuns to a special meeting, attendance mandatory.

“My sisters,” announces Mother Superior, “it saddens me that I have discovered that one of our nuns has not been faithful to her vows!”

99 nuns go “{Gasp!}”, and one nun goes “{Tee-Hee}”.

“How I know this is that I have evidence a nun has bought a man into an area of the convent only nuns are permitted to enter.”

99 nuns go “{Gasp!}”, and one nun goes “{Tee-Hee}”.

“Yes, and that evidence is a USED condom!”

99 nuns go “{Gasp!}”, and one nun goes “{Tee-Hee}”.

“However I am holding off on immediate punishment ... as it appears the Lord, in his infinite wisdom, has devised a rather more suitable punishment!”

All the nuns are listening with rapt interest, one more so than the rest.

“Yes sisters, the Lord has devised a much more suitable punishment ... as it appears that condom had a hole in it!”

1 nun goes “{Gasp!}” ... and 99 nuns go “{Tee-Hee}”.

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A Holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to Heaven, and tells God a Holocaust joke.

God says, “That’s not funny.”

The survivor says, “I guess you had to be there.”

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