Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 31
The following are compliments of Mike Shallcross
Young man went to the doctors about a complaint he had.
“Doctor,” he said in a high pitched voice, “Can you do something about my voice?”
So the doctor did a complete examination and when he got to his cock and balls saw the problem, 15 inches by a soft drink can around and that was on the slack.
“Your problem is the size of your Penis,” he said, “To get your voice lower I’m afraid I need to cut off half of it.”
“No way,” said the young fella, “All the girls I go out with and get into bed say it’s the best time they ever had, so I’ll just have to put up with it. Is there anything else I can try.” He asked.
“Well,” said the doc, “You could try a long sea cruise, without female company, it might help.”
So the young lad hired a ocean going yacht and took off on a round the Pacific cruise, making sure that all the crew where male.
During his trip they encountered a severe storm and he was washed over board.
In the water he noticed a shark fin and screamed out, “Help, Help sharks. Help, Ouch, (Deep voice), Help sharks.”
A royal Navy ship pulled into port in the Kenyan Mtongwe base in Mombasa and its crew were given shore leave, but due to regulations, Jack’s mate Jimmy had to stay on board as security and would get leave later.
So Jack went exploring on his own, suddenly he noticed an old man crossing the street with a car bearing down on him. Jack raced out, grabbed the old man just in time pulling him to safety.
“Oh! Thank you young man for saving me, I am a Witch Doctor and will try to grant you your most desired wish because you saved me.”
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