Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 307
Thanks to AB for this group:
A husband said to his wife, “Why do you watch cooking shows if you can’t cook”?
She replied, “And why do you bother watching porn?”
The Clintons don’t like Jehovah’s Witnesses. In fact, the Clintons don’t like ANY witnesses.
A child’s prayer:
Lord, please bring some clothes for all of those poor women on Dad’s computer.
A beautiful, sexy lady was sitting next to a guy on a plane.
The lady said to him, “Can you help me remove something from my breast? ... please?”
The excited young man said, “Wow! It would be my pleasure. What is it?”
The lady answered, “YOUR EYES”
Idiot...
Porn movies are the most positive movies:
No murder, no war, no fight, no cheating, no racism, no language problem
Good cooperation, good coordination, natural acting
Everyone loves the climax, lots of love
Always a very happy ending for all the characters!
And the best part...
No matter which part you start watching, you will understand the story.
My neighbor obviously doesn’t watch porn. She asked me to come over to fix her sink.
I’ve been here for an hour, and I’m still fixing her damned sink.
Leave application:
Dear sir,
My husband had a headache this morning and accidentally took Viagra instead of Tylenol.
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