Chapter 306

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PROOF THAT JESUS WAS...

Jewish:
1. He went into his father’s business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Irish
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.

Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother did not know who his father was.

Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

Woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

Doctor Bob.

Doctor Bob had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while he’d hear that soothing voice within himself, trying to reassure him: “Bob, don’t worry about it.
You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Let it go...”!

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: “Bob, you’re a vet.”