Jokes and Giggles Part Two - Cover

Jokes and Giggles Part Two

Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 306

Smokeyjoe34 ‎ contribution, many thanks...

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS...

Jewish:
1. He went into his father’s business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Irish
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.

Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother did not know who his father was.

Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

 
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