Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 306
Smokeyjoe34 contribution, many thanks...
PROOF THAT JESUS WAS...
Jewish:
1. He went into his father’s business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
Irish
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.
Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother did not know who his father was.
Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.
Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
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