Chapter 300

A Jem from dorsetmike ‎

A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM, after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open-mouthed, listening to the tirade.

“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f###### mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can’t you see I’m still in my f##### pajamas? I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f### did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid a$$hole?”

The husband replied: “Because he’s thinking of getting married.”

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