Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 3
I met a guy on the golf course who played to scratch using nothing more than a large weight on the end of broom handle for everywhere except the green, and an old umbrella for putting.
In the nineteenth, I told him how impressed I was.
“I guess it’s because I’m a genius” he replied casually. “I find things so easy that I have to make everything more difficult.”
“Snooker for example,” he continued, “I play with a rubber bung stuck on the end of a metal pole twisted like a corkscrew. I could still beat Steve Davis with one hand tied behind my back. I have to make it difficult, or I get bored.
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