Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 297
Compliments of bobw40
A woman walked into the auto parts store asking for an extra-long dipstick because the one in the motor did not reach the oil.
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Say thank to mixerman478 for these:
What do you do if your wife starts smoking?
“Slow down and possibly use some lubricant.
What’s the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period?
“You get your palm red for free.
How do you know that you have a high sperm count?
“She has to chew before she swallows.
How do you get a Nun pregnant?
“Dress her up as an altar boy
Know what old pussy tastes like?
“Eh. Depends
Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
“Because she outgrew her B-shells
Two deer walk out of a gay bar...
One says to the other, ‘Man, I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there!’
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