Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 293
I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here. - Arthur C. Clarke
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Say thanks to sbrooks103 for this one...
A German prison camp Commandant’s clock breaks, and he can’t work without the sound.
He has six prisoners brought in, line them up, and has them start going, “Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock...”
He’s happily working until one prisoner starts going, “Tick ... Tick ... Tick ... Tick.”
The Commandant gets in his face and says, “Ve haf vays of making you Tock!”
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One from Earl_John13
My luck is like the vegan, complaining to his insurance company that the hole in the roof of his house is the second disappointing thing to happen to him today ... The first was winning the meat raffle at the local football club.
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