Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 292
Thoughts and Memories
Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race and changes you forever...
We call these people cops,...
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When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can that’s stuffed with celery?
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I run like the winded.
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Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that’ll freak you right out.
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I remember being able to get up without sound effects...
Good times!
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My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.
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When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like ‘East’
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The older I get the earlier it gets late.
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If you answer the phone with “Hello, you’re on the air!” most telemarketers will quickly hang up...
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That moment when you walk into a spider web and you suddenly turn into a karate master!
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I don’t remember much from last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.
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A Large group of people is called a “No Thanks.”
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I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
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To me ‘drink responsibly’ means don’t spill it. ✧ ✧ ✧
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