Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 291
Say thanks to Gary...
The Six Most Important Men “In a Woman’s Life”
1. Doctor - Because he says, “Take off all your clothes.”
2. Dentist - Because he says, “Open wide.”
3. Milkman - Because he says, “Do you want it in the front or back?”
4. Hairdresser - Because he says, “Do you want it teased or blown?”
5. Interior Decorator - Because he says, “Once it’s in you’ll love it.”
6. Banker - Because he says, “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”
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Say thank you to Al for the following
Sign in church: Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
My doctor said that my weight was perfect ... I’m just 4 feet too short.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with one nail...
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
A U.S. woman was traveling in a Latin American dictatorship. She asked a local, “Tell me, sir, what is the national sport in this country?” The native replied, “That would be bullfighting, ma’am.” “Why!”, gasped the woman, “ that’s revolting!” “No, ma’am,” responded the local, “that’s the second national sport!”
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