Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 29
These two are compliments of Tony S
A lonesome cowboy is on horseback, riding the range, when he is threatened by an enormous rattlesnake, about to strike.
Keeping calm, the cowboy whips out his six-shooter and draws a bead on the snake with a steady hand.
“Wait! Wait! Don’t shoot!” says the snake. “Spare me and I’ll grant you any three wishes you desire!”
“Damn, a talking rattler!” thinks the cowboy, but he figures if the snake can talk, maybe he’s capable of granting wishes, too.
Holding the gun steady, he mulls it over. “Okay, I want a body like Arnold Swartznegger in his prime; I want a face like George Clooney, and I wanna be hung just like this here horse I’m ridin’”
“When you awaken tomorrow, it will all be true!” says the snake, and slithers away.
Next morning in the bunkhouse, the cowboy jumps out of bed, immediately noticing that he has an ideal muscular body. He looks into the broken mirror on the wall and, sure enough, there’s Clooney’s handsome mug looking back at him.
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