Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 280
Here are some more from Reltney McFee
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After a long and satisfying life Doing The Lord’s Work, and Being His Vessel For Healing, Oral Roberts dies and appears at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter is approaching the end of a long, arduous day, and is not really into it at this point.
“Name?”, he asks, not looking up.
“Uh, sir? I’m Oral Roberts.”
St. Peter puts down his pen in surprise. “THE Oral Roberts?”
“Uh, sir, I’m the only Oral Roberts that I know of. I suspect that I am.”
St Peter muses. “Oral Roberts! Oral Roberts! My, my, my! Sir, please come with me God has been waiting for you!”
Oral Roberts responds, “Sir, as have I been waiting to meet Him! Lead me onward!”
St. Peter escorts his guest through Heaven, arriving at last at an imposing edifice, the House of God.
Oral Roberts is directed to enter, and, being a humble man, bows as he enters The Presence.
God greets him. “Oral Roberts! Oral Roberts! My son, I have been waiting a long time to meet you!”
“As have I been waiting to meet you, Lord! How may I serve you?”
“Oral Roberts! Oral Roberts! There is a question that I have been waiting to ask you.”
“Anything, Lord! Anything! If I have the answer, it is yours!”
“Oral Roberts! So, I have been having this pain, right over ... here. Think you can do anything about that?”
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Say thanks to AndyK
After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.
The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.
After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day when an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer’s job.
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