Chapter 275

Say thanks to jantrevor for this one.

The elderly man decided to move to Mexico to save money, living was cheaper there.

He settled into a routine as is common with retired people. Eating out at the same places, sitting on the bench watching the sea and the people playing in the sand. Live was good.

Over time his money was getting low and he had to economize. He noticed that each Monday the restaurant had a special of what looked like dumplings. He asked the owner, who was the cook/waiter what they were and the cook said

“these are the fried bulls testicles from the bull fights held over the weekend”

This put him off but money was getting tight and finally one Monday he decided to order them. When the plate came he looked and the fried balls were much smaller than usual. He looked at the cook and said “what gives? These are very small”

The cook shrugged and said : Senor, the bull does not always lose”

These are compliments of J & B

There were four nuns, who had been together in the same convent all of their adult years, all having become nuns immediately after leaving high school. Now in their mid-forties, these nuns began to discuss how much of real life they had missed and how limited had been their experiences in the “real” world. Finally they conceived a plan, to correct this lack of experience, before their looks were entirely gone. They pooled such savings as they had, borrowed money from relatives, and all four went on a long weekend junket flight to that ever popular, world capital of sin, Las Vegas.