Chapter 273

Say thanks to Pepere for the following:

An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s Clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So, he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

Dr Young: “ Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
Dr Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from the box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr Young: ‘Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!”
Dr Geezer: “ Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr Young: “Oh, no you don’t -- that is Gasoline!”
Dr Geezer: “ Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Dr Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr Young: “My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!”
Dr Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, “Here’s your $1000 back” (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr Young: “But this is only $10!”
Dr Geezer: “ Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Moral of story: Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer”.

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Three surgeons are debating who makes the best patient to operate on. “Electricians are the best,” the first surgeon stated. “Everything inside is color coded and in neat bundles.” The second surgeon says; “No, I think that librarians are the best! Everything inside hem is neatly lined up and in alphabetical order!” The third surgeon then stated; “You’re BOTH wrong! POLITICIANS are the easiest to operate on! No heart, no guts, no brain, no spine! And best of all,” he smiled, the head and the ass is interchangeable!”

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