Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 271
Say Thanks to Alan for the following.
“Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance.”
- Robert Frost
A. Want some iced tea?
B.I don’t drink tea.
A.Want some iced coffee?
B. I don’t drink coffee.
A. Whiskey and coke?
B. I don’t drink coke.
Those who want to be loved, get dogs.
Those who want to love, get cats.
Hamsters have a different role. Their purpose in life is to demonstrate death to the kids.
What happens when you play ‘Bolero’ backwards?
You become unRaveled...
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to “persuade” them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he’d be back if they didn’t close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
When the tenth consecutive homely monarch took up his position in Madrid, it became clear that...
The reign in Spain went mainly to the plain.
Once upon a time, in a king’s castle, the king and all his subjects were trapped by a huge yellow monster that lived in the moat. Every time somebody tried to use the draw-bridge, or swim across the moat, the monster’s yellow fingers would come up out of the moat and grab them, and the monster would eat them.
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