Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 27
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The following are compliments of 2718
Did you hear about the two guys that walked into the bar? The third guy ducked!
The teacher is going over vocabulary for little Johnny’s class and ask if anyone could please use the word “fascinate” in a sentence! Little Johnny immediately raises his hand saying “Me! Me!”. Knowing that he’s a horrible little brat, she looks past him and asking again “Anyone?”. Little Darla stands and says “Well, last week I was fascinated...” and the teacher immediately cut her off saying “Thank you, Darla, but I actually want ‘fascinate’, not some different conjugation”. While most of the class is puzzling over the meaning of ‘conjugation’, little Johnny is now yelling “Me! ME! ME!!”. The teacher continues to ignore him, convinced that he’ll say something horrible. Little Billy stands and says “Isn’t it fascinating...” and the teach cuts him off also saying “Does ANYONE know how to form a sentence with just plain old ‘fascinate?’”.
Little Johnny is now standing on his chair yelling “ME damnit! ME!!”. The teach finally relents and resignedly says “OK, Johnny, fine, let’s here it!”.
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