Chapter 266

Donald Trump Parade in Washington An associate of Trump’s - a golfing buddy - told him he’d had this fantastic dream the other night:

There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Trump. Perhaps millions, lined the parade route, cheering when Donald went past. It was the biggest celebration Washington, perhaps any city has ever seen.

Donald was very impressed and said, “That’s really great! The best! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair OK?”

His friend said, “Couldn’t tell. The casket was closed.”

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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant,

my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table

“Young man, we’re both 90 years old,” the husband said

“We may not have 45 minutes.”

They were seated immediately.

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The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they have passed.