Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 260
Compliments of dorsetmike
The Annual Spoonerism Conference was hit by rumours of a delegate food shortage. This was attributed to a pack of lies.
Say thanks to BBBB
Not original but they made me smile.
I am considering a new career in mirror cleaning. It is something I can see myself doing, (A Heads up:::: Jim7 applied for the job)
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. “That’ll be five dollars”, says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters onto the floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and serves the beer.
The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer, and again throws 20 quarters onto the floor.
On the third day, he asks for a beer, and hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender takes advantage of his chance for revenge, throws 20 quarters onto the floor and yells “here’s your change then!” The guy looks down at the coins and says: “I’ll have another beer, please.”
A weasel walks into a bar.
The Bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Many thanks to J & B for the following.
Politically Correct Christmas Music
I saw that some radio stations are refusing to play “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” because a handful of hysterical people have lost their minds.
Why stop there? Here are some other holiday classics that should also definitely be banned...
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: condones cheating
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