Chapter 257

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Admiral’s daughter, but her naval base was always full of seamen.
Astronaut’s daughter, but she knew how to take off.
Athlete’s daughter, but she was always ready to play ball.
Barman’s daughter, but she knew how to pull them.
Blacksmith’s daughter, but she knew how to forge ahead.
Bookbinder’s daughter, but she knew her way between the sheets.
Bricklayer’s daughter, but she was certainly stacked.
Butcher’s daughter, but there wasn’t much more she could loin.
Cattleman’s daughter, but she couldn’t keep her calves together.
Carpenter’s daughter, but you should have seen her circular sores!
Carpenter’s daughter, but she always had tools in her box!
Cave man’s daughter, but you should have seen what dinosaur.
Chimney sweep’s daughter, but she could haul ash.
Clergyman’s daughter, but you couldn’t put anything pastor.
Cobbler’s daughter, but she was built to last.
Communist’s daughter, but all the boys got a share.
Doctor’s daughter, but she really knew how to operate.
Draughtman’s daughter, but she never knew where to draw the line.
Electrician’s daughter, but she had good connections.
Electrician’s daughter, but she light up half the town.
Farmer’s daughter, but she knew hundreds of ways to fertilize.
Film censor’s daughter, but she didn’t know when to cut it out.
Fisherman’s daughter, but all the guys swallowed her lines.
Fishmonger’s daughter, but she lay on the slab and said fillet.
Flag-waver’s daughter, but she’d let her standards down for anyone.
Florist’s daughter, but she had the best tulips in town.
Fruit vendor’s daughter, but she certainly had a pail.
Ganger’s daughter, but she knew the fettlers length.
Garageman’s daughter, but she didn’t like the smell of benzols!
Gravedigger’s daughter, but anyone cadaver.
Gravedigger’s daughter, but she liked lying under the sod.
Green grocer’s daughter, but her melons were the juiciest in town!
Insurance broker’s daughter, but all the guys liked her policy.
Jockey’s daughter, but all the horse manure.
Lighthouse keeper’s daughter, but she never went out at night.
Milkman’s daughter, but she was cream of the crop.
Moonshiner’s daughter, but I love her still.
Musician’s daughter, but she knew all the bars in town.
Optician’s daughter, but after a few of glasses made a spectacle of herself.
Parachutist’s daughter, but she was free-4-all.
Philanthropist’s daughter, but she kept giving things away.
Photographer’s daughter, but she was really developed.
Pitcher’s daughter, but you should have seen her curves.
Plumber’s daughter, but she made good use of her fixtures.
Pilot’s daughter, but she always kept her cockpit clean.
Postman’s daughter, but she always had mail in her box.
Professor’s daughter, but she gave all the boys a lesson.
Real estate agent’s daughter, but she gave a lot away.
Road worker’s daughter, but she knew how to get her asphalt.
Statistician’s daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations.
Steelworker’s daughter, but you should see that pig iron.
Telegrapher’s daughter, but she sure didit ... didit ... didit...
Tree feller’s daughter, but t’ree fellas were never enough for her.
Undertaker’s daughter, but she knew how to bury a stiff.
Vacuum salesman’s daughter, but she knew how to suck.
Violinist’s daughter, but she took off her G-string and all the boys fiddled.
Weatherman’s daughter, but she sure had a warm front.
Wood-chopper’s daughter, but you could hear her ring-barking for miles.