Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 254
A short one from Gary
You know the honeymoon is over when she comes in to take a dump while you’re brushing your teeth. Yep!
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Thanks Allan B for this group:::::
Health Alert for Men
If you are taking the Viagra pill, make sure it says “Made in USA”!
We do not want the Russians meddling in our erections!
A wife said to her husband, “When I’m talking and you answer, it interferes with the dialogue between us”.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station
A man bought his wife a bra for a present, and gave it to her on Memorial Day.
She asked, “Why for Memorial Day?”
He replied, “It’s in memory of the fallen.”
An Eskimo goes to a sexologist and says, “Doctor, my wife is willing to have sex with me only three times a night”.
“Three times a night”, exclaims the doctor. “That’s fantastic”!
“Well.” Says the Eskimo. “The night here lasts for six months”.
In the words of Lou Holtz:
Life doesn’t have to be complicated. There are seven colors of the rainbow, and see what Michelangelo did with those seven colors. There are seven notes, and see what Beethoven did with those seven notes. There are ten numbers, and see what Bernie Madoff did with those ten numbers.
There’s a hospital in San Francisco that specializes in transplants. So some people who have had transplants can honestly say, I left my heart in San Francisco.
A computer programmer put two glasses on his night table before going to bed, one full of water, and the other empty. His wife asked him about the glasses. He said, “The glass of water is for if I wake up in the middle of the night, and I’m thirsty.” “OK”, said the wife, but what about the empty one?” He replied, “That’s if I wake up in the middle of the night and I’m NOT thirsty.”
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