Chapter 248

YES, MY DOG BIT 21 PEOPLE, BUT ... IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT MY DOG: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.

YES, HE BIT 6 PEOPLE WEARING TRUDEAU T-SHIRTS.

4 PEOPLE WEARING MORNEAU T-SHIRTS.

2 CAR DRIVERS WITH “SUPPORT THE LIBERAL PARTY” BUMPER STICKERS.

9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THE CRACKS OF THEIR BUMS. SO FOR THE LAST TIME ... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

AND NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING POT, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE BAD TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

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I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends about drinking and driving...

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years. Well, a couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before ... I took a cab home.

Sure enough, I passed a police road block. But, since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, since I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it’s in my garage.

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