Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 247
Thanks to kilocyclejoe for this one.
Reginald and Cedric were good friends who belonged to the same Men’s Club.
One evening, Reginald came in and was greeted by Cedric. “Reggie, old boy! Where on earth have you been? I haven’t seen you in over a fortnight.”
“Well,” said Reggie, “I’ve been to Inja, actually.”
“Inja! I suppose you had some exciting adventures while you were there?”
“Yes, I remember one exceedingly vividly,” Reggie replied. “I was crawling, on my hands and knees, through the rushes beside the river Ganges. I parted the rushes before me, and came face to face with a gigantic Bengal tiger! G-r-r-r-r-r. I defecated.”
“I say, Reggie, had I found myself in the same position, crawling on my hands and knees through the rushes beside the river Ganges, and coming face to face with a gigantic Bengal tiger, I might well have defecated, myself!”
“No, no, Cedric, you don’t understand. Just now. When I said ‘G-r-r-r-r-r.’ I defecated!”
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