Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 242
Many thanks to Allan for the following:
My wife and I were both members of PETA, only different organizations. Mine was People Eating Tasty Animals. Anyway, early in our marriage, her doctor told her he wanted to run a test on her that involved the death of a small animal. When she didn’t think much of the idea, he asked her what she would use. She thought for a minute and responded with politicians, lawyers and convicted felons.
After the doctor stopped laughing, he asked her why she saved the convicted felons for last. “In that order” asked the doctor?
Her response was classic and the poor doctor never recovered.
She said, “Yes, absolutely. I saved the felons for last because there is an outside chance they can be rehabilitated.”
Guns don’t kill people – husbands who come home early, do.
Good friends are like fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar.
Whenever I want to be left alone, I go to the mall and hold a clipboard.
Old MacDonald was dyslectic, O-I-O-I-E
If Veggie Tales did the story of Judas, it would be called ‘Judas is a carrot”.
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