Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 241
Say thanks to bobw40 for this one:
ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE
Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.
I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.
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I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous,
almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
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It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I’m a big believer in barter, old fellow,
would you be interested in trading sex for beer?”
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I thought for a few seconds and asked,
“What kind of beer you got?”
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As he mentioned it is not the greatest thanks to Esox
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