Chapter 241

Say thanks to bobw40 for this one:

ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

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I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous,

almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

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It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,

“I’m a big believer in barter, old fellow,

would you be interested in trading sex for beer?”

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I thought for a few seconds and asked,

“What kind of beer you got?”

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As he mentioned it is not the greatest thanks to Esox ‎

A really bad one:

Two guys in a bar:

1st guy: I see you got a new girlfriend where does she work?

2nd guy: do you know the big bakery right across from the bordello in downtown?

1st guy: sure do!!

2nd guy: well right across the street from that bakery is where she works!

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This one proves there are a lot of weirder guys out there then your friends... 

Say thanks to sbrooks103 ‎ for this one:

It took me a minute, but this joke: “There was a musician called Gager Who, as the result of a wager, Consented to fart The whole oboe part Of Mozart’s Quartet in F major” should have been formatted as a limerick:

There was a musician called Gager Who, as the result of a wager, Consented to fart The whole oboe part Of Mozart’s Quartet in F major

Alternatively, there could have been a punch line: But nobody noticed the difference!